A Brief Introduction

So why are we doing this? Why are we tearing down a man who, as far as we know, has done nothing to us? Why are we putting so much time and effort into making Charlie Sheen cry?

Most of all, because it's fun.

But for those of you who don't believe in being an asshole just for the sake of being an asshole, perhaps one of the following will shed a little light on the subject...

Why We're Going to Hell...
or, Why We're Gonna Stick It To That Sheen Guy Real Good

SHEEN!