"So what's with all the Sheen-bashing?" you may be asking yourself.

Quite frankly, it's because he's as good a target as any. Better than most, actually. Not everyone gets a big break in Hollywood, and then goes and on a ten year bender and ruins it all. Well, not everyone gets it laughed about in the media so much, anyway.

It seems to me that the only difference between me and Mr. Sheen (aside from the drugs and the prostitutes) is that he's been in a movie. Apparently, this gives him some sort of god-like status. Mr. Sheen must be one of those angry, vengeful gods too, as his followers seem to delight in declaring Jihad against all who refuse to take his words as gospel. In other words, he's a celebrity.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't see any reason to put anyone up on a pedestal just because they're an entertainer. Pehaps my life has just a little more meaning to it than other people, so I don't have to worship the ground that someone else walks on. Maybe I'm just smarter than most people.

Probably both.

Also, it's fun to mess around with HTML and make with the pretty pictures. I like to think I have some degree of skill with them. And if I use my powers for evil instead of good, well, evil is more fun anyway.

Just be glad we didn't make a page about that Welches Grape Juice kid. Man, I hate that kid...