Why the sweet fuck did I call this a brief introduction?! The truth is, there's quite a bit to cover. CSSKD has actually been a rather long labour of love for me. I originally wrote the entire page over a 48-hour period, hyped to the nuts on caffeine, Canadian whiskey and bright pilly things from the medicine cabinet. I don't know why I wrote it, exactly. I just felt like being goofy, and I had never done a webpage before. Thus, CSSKD was born. The page itself was fairly innocent. It was what I did next that was, in retrospect, completely fucking retarded.

Y'see, the original page didn't look so good. And I'm being generous here. It looked like total crap, actually -- one of those "Make-Your-Own-Webpage" deals from Geocities, where all you have to do is type when they tell you to, maybe pick a background colour if you're feeling really adventurous. I didn't know the first thing about HTML, and I wasn't too keen on learning. I just wanted to kill two hours on the computer while I was waiting for my favourite porn sites to update.

After I'd finished the page, I surfed around a bit to see who my competition was. You might be surprised to learn that there aren't really that many Sheen pages out there. No, it's true! I managed to find only one other page about Charlie Sheen. It's name was Sheenman's Sheen Page -- a small, sad little site dedicated to Charlie Sheen and Conan O'Brien. This page was run by a confused guy named Sheenman, who fostered a truly intense and downright scary love of Sheen. It's a little creepy.

Anyway, that's when I did the most idiotic thing in the history of idiotic things. Moron that I was, I sent Sheenman a link to the page! I thought he might find it kind of funny. The guy was, after all, a big Conan O'Brien fan.

I wasn't trying to be mean, mind you. I thought my goofy little page was kind of funny -- maybe he would too. It wasn't like I was advertising the site or anything. Short of him and a few friends, no one was even gonna see this thing. I never really suspected that when this guy says he likes Charlie Sheen -- man o man, does he like Charlie Sheen. I sent off the link to him. I put the site up. I think I drank a bit more. The porn sites updated themselves. All was good with the world.