WARNING:

By entering this site, I agree that:

  1. I am not a Charlie Sheen fan.
  2. I do not have wall-sized posters of Charlie Sheen over my bed.
  3. I have a sense of humour.
  4. "Satire" is not a type of lynx that roams the African outback.
  5. Charlie Sheen sure does inject an awful lot of drugs, don't he?
  6. I am not Charlie Sheen. Ain't one of his lawyers, neither.
  7. I do not want to become Charlie Sheen by wearing his skin.
  8. I have never seen "The Arrival." Nor do I want to.
  9. Cruelty is fun! Yay!
  10. Charlie Sheen has not paid me for sex.

Okay, you're in!

And now, if all that unpleasant legal aftertaste
has left your brain, you are hereby forced by law to enter...

KEEN!