Once you wade past the shallow end of the New Testament into the back half of the Old Testament, get ready: it turns out God's a fucking lunatic, and He loves the taste of your blood. Even a cursory reading of the Old Testament leaves only one conclusion: God is a total hardass, and if you step out of line He
will most likely drop you in the time it takes most people to open a door.
Jay Pinkerton's work has appeared in print and online in National Lampoon, Modern Humorist, College Humor, Jest Magazine, the McSweeney's collection Best Non-Required Reading 2003, Pointless Waste of Time, The Big Jewel, Taddle Creek and other media.
