That’s right, folks. Thanks to a good friend who stayed up half the night trying to teach me CSS, inevitably failing, cursing softly, then just programming the fucker up himself, I now have this nifty new “moveable type” bloggy deal — all under the illustrious umbrella of jaypinkerton.com.

Oh, that’s right, Blogger.com — it would seem the tables have turned, old friend. Oh, look! I have something for you, blogger.com! Why, it seems to be my DICK!

And so on. Anyway, expect much more frequent updates on this bitch, now that it’s in-house. It’s blood now. You don’t turn your back on blood. Word is bond. Something about Puff Daddy. Fade out.