Fan mail for The Trailer Trash


“I had recently spent five minutes on your website, and I would have to say hands down it was probably one of the worst websites I have ever visited in my life.

“First, its crammed with profanity, the mark of being completely unprofessional. From the way your website looks, it seems to only exist for the purpose of torturing and murdering the minds of American movie-goers. No matter what the movie, it seems this website ALWAYS has something miserable to say about it. And every single page is filled with more profanity than the novel Ordinary People.

“I had come across your page on the moive “Pokemon Heroes”…

Can I just break in here for a second to point out that this grown man was searching for information on Pokemon Heroes.

“…and after I read it, I came to the conclusion that either you:

“1)You work for Disney, and are obviously trying to degate a competitor to fatten your own wallet.

Oh, I degate competitors all over the place. I also fimt, croom, and remorglap competitors if given half a chance.

“2)Have truly no idea what Pokemon even is, and that you blame this movie on account of your own ignorance.”

Can I just break in here again to admit my shame at my ignorance of Pokemon. I unfairly lashed out at Pokemon Heroes, I’m sure a fine. fine film.

“3)You’re overly obsessed with Spongebob Squarepants.
But whatver the reason, I never plan on visiting The Trailer Trash again, because your website truly is trash, and everyone on the Internet is now less intelligent just by being in the same realm as your website.”

Well, whatever. My point on this is that every time I get hate mail, it’s from an AOL user. What the HELL is wrong with AOL users? I don’t mean to suggest that there’s something wrong with people hating my site — they’re more than welcome to — but why do only AOL users feel the need to write me long, grammatically obscene hate mail? Is it some kind of chemical applied to those free CDs they give out that enters the bloodstream through the fingertips and heads straight for the brain?


 


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