October 20, 2002

I Crack Jokes And Turn Others To Sluts

I'm Krusty the Clown, apparently. Note that I have a knack for inslutting others. Better watch your step, or I'll turn YOU into a slut too! I can do it! My powers are evil and mysterious.

[there used to be an image here saying "You're Krusty the Clown! You have a knack for inslutting others!" I never saved the image though -- just linked to it. The site is now gone, as is the image. Lesson learned: when you have an image integral to a blog post, upload it on your own server. - Jay 2004]

Personally, if it came right down to it, I'd identify most with whichever Simpsons character hates facile online quizzes. I only include this one because the spelling errors are numerous enough to be amusing in their own right. But truthfully, I hate these things. My disdain for them would be lessened if they'd take the time to make their methods a little more complex. If you're at a site that purports to be able to find out if you're a fish or a flower, and it asks you: "I love a) swimming in water; b) living in a garden," I think you can kind of pick up on the Mensa-like scoring system being used here. The irony of these stupid quizzes (which I've seen too many of) is that if you don't already know what results you're going to get just from the questions, then let me save you the time.

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You're an idiot.

Posted by jay pinkerton at 08:25 PM | Comments (4)
 
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