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Aesop Confucius Pinkerton shares wisdom

When tossing a coffee cup across the room in yet another of many flawless coffee cup bank shots off the filing cabinet into the garbage, be sure to throw the empty coffee cup, and not the full cup of coffee you just purchased.

Moreover, when casually hurling cups of steaming hot coffee across your office like a fucking madman, be sure not to do this when the owner of the company is walking by your door.

Above all, always remember when sitting like an idiot with coffee running down the walls your office, and the owner of the company staring at you like you have mushy pudding for brains, not to forget yourself and say "Son of a cunting fuck".

Also, don't be me.

Forget And I'll Cut You

I'd like to take a break from being my usual retarded self, if I could, and be my slightly less retarded self. A short time ago, not really as long ago as you'd think, a lot of guys a lot younger or the same age as you went over to a strange country and got shot or blown to pieces trying to do the right thing for other people. Some died. Some didn't. But they all went over there anyway.

We remember them because they were brave enough to do something as insanely stupid as go halfway across the world at age eighteen willing to die for the freedom of others. We honor them because a lot of them did die for the freedom of others. We thank them because what they did was right, and it was terrifying to do, and it took a shitload of courage.

Thank you.