- Aesop Confucius Pinkerton shares wisdom
- Books I Intend to Write
- Communism Farm
- Degenerate's Dictionary
- Elephant Jokes For All Ages!
- Excerpt From My New Poetry Book
- For The Ladies...
- Free Costume Ideas For Halloween!
- Home Alone... With Lust
- How To Nail Brazilian Women
- Jay Pinkerton's Metal Maelstrom
- New Raffi Albums!
- Star Wars Episode III: Proposed Titles
- Surefire Headache Remedies
- Thanksgiving: The Movie
- This Idea I Had For a Commercial...
- Tips on Gardening
- Tips on Journalism
- Write Your Own Linkin Park Single!
- Avril Lavigne: By The Numbers
- Cooking With Failure
- Ecowatch With David Susuki
- First Quarter Initiatives
- How To Not Kill Yourself While Brewing Coffee
- Life: The Motion Picture
- On Set With Steven Spielberg
- Sin City: An Investigative Report
- Teenagers Are Retarded: An Investigative Report
- The Architect's Speech Translated
- Visit Scenic Jaytonia!
- An Open Letter to the Makers of Beastmaster
- Back of the Bible: The Book of Jonah
- Back of the Bible: The Book of Obadiah
- I Rock
- I Would Like To Buy a Duck
- Jay's Self-Deception Resolution Plan!
- Maybe we were too hard on Canadian Tire Guy
- Sending Your Kids to College: Should You?
- So You've Regained Consciousness...
- Stem Cell Research Primer
- They Just Don't Make 'Em Like The Incredible Hulk Anymore
- Truly Outrageous
- Urban Legend Database
- Did Steve Bartman Cost the Cubs the Series?
- The Trailer Trash Oscar Awards (off-site)
- Charlie Sheen Super Keen Dream Page
- Charlton Damned Heston.com
Jay Pinkerton's work has appeared in print and online in National Lampoon, Modern Humorist, College Humor, Jest Magazine, the McSweeney's collection Best Non-Required Reading 2003, Pointless Waste of Time, The Big Jewel, Taddle Creek and other media.
- Al Jazeera TV Guide
- Things You Didn't Wanna Hear
- Eight Things You Didn't Know About Return of the King
- The Matrix Resolutions
- A Message From Flush-Rite
- Christmas 'Round the World
- How To Be Loathsomely Repellent to Women