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Hey, folks. This is an older piece I wrote that recently got some life breathed into it by the good folks at the National Lampoon. I think it looks a lot snappier— and I love the toothpaste box. I don't know how long it took the graphic designer to make that, but I'll bet $100 it took five times as long as it did to write the article. Special thanks to Onion alumnus Kurt Luchs for his editing expertise, which included tightening up the ending and the snappy title. Anyway, it's a hoot: |
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