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TO FILMSOFT MOVIE GENERATOR THANK YOU FOR USING FILMSOFT MOVIE GENERATOR 2.03. WHICH MOVIE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GENERATE TODAY? (A) ACTION (B) COMEDY (C) ROMANCE (D) HORROR (E) SCI/FI (F) DRAMA (G) WESTERN >a YOU HAVE CHOSEN (A) ACTION. PLEASE WAIT. PROCESSING... CHARACTER
GENERATOR RUNNING... PLEASE CHOOSE ONE: (A) HERO (B) HEROINE (C) BUDDY COPS >b THANK YOU. WILL YOUR HEROINE PLAY BY THE RULES? (Y/N) >n THANK YOU. PLEASE INDICATE LEVEL TO WHICH HEROINE MAY TAKE THINGS IF PROVOKED: (A) THE EDGE (B) THE MAX (C) THE EXTREME (D) THE SUPERMARKET >c THANK YOU. PLEASE CHOOSE HEROINE'S BREAST SIZE: (A) LARGE (B) RIDICULOUSLY LARGE (C) HERNIA INDUCING >c THANK YOU. PLEASE CHOOSE HEROINE'S LIP SIZE: (A) FULL (B) GENEROUSLY BIG (C) COLLAGEN-INJECTED DUFFEL BAGS >c THANK YOU. PLEASE CHOOSE TIGHTNESS OF HEROINE'S CLOTHING: (A) VERY TIGHT (B) PREPOSTEROUSLY TIGHT (C) LABIA VISIBLE >c THANK YOU. PLEASE WAIT. PROCESSING... PLOT GENERATOR RUNNING... PLOT SHOULD BE: (A) WARMED-OVER STAR WARS (B) WARMED-OVER INDIANA JONES (C) WARMED-OVER DIE HARD >b THANK YOU. HEROINE'S QUEST WILL BE TO FIND AN ARTIFACT FROM ANCIENT LEGEND THAT: (A) PROVIDES MAP TO PANDORA'S BOX (B) CAN BE USED AS KEY TO OPEN ARC OF COVENANT (C) SCUBA DIVES USER TO LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS (D) GIVES MEAT DELICIOUS SMOKED HICKORY FLAVOR AND DOESN'T STICK TO PANS >a THANK YOU. SHOULD PLOT CONFORM IN ANY WAY TO ACTUAL ANCIENT LEGEND? (Y/N) >n THANK YOU. FINDING ARTIFACT WILL INVOLVE: (A) DRIVING CAR OUT OF TOP FLOOR OF BUILDING (B) RAPELLING DOWN SHEER CLIFF-FACE WHILE SHOOTING ENEMIES (C) SNOWBOARDING DOWN MOUNTAIN WITH HELICOPTER STRAPPED TO BACK >b THANK YOU. PLEASE INDICATE GRAVITATIONAL PULL EARTH WILL HAVE ON HEROINE THROUGHOUT FILM: (A) NORMAL (B) IMPLAUSIBLY LOW (C) CAN LEAP SEVENTY FEET IN AIR (D) MAY FLOAT INTO SPACE >c THANK YOU. HEROINE'S COMMENTS FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF ANY ANTAGONIST SHOULD BE: (A) WITTY, CHARMING (B) GREGARIOUS, URBANE (C) HIP, RELEVANT (D) POSH, SNOBBY >d THANK YOU. THROUGHOUT ALL CRISES, HEROINE WILL MAINTAIN: (A) UNFLAPPABLE SENSE OF HUMOR (B) STOIC CUNNING (C) STILTED, ICY DEMEANOR >c THANK YOU. PLOT SHOULD BE: (A) STUPID (B) ASTONISHINGLY STUPID (C) PUNISHINGLY STUPID (D) NEGLIGENTLY STUPID >c THANK YOU. PROCESSING... PROCESSING... PROCESSING... THANK YOU. YOUR FILM IS: TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE SCRIPT IS PRINTING NOW. FILM WILL BE RELEASED (JULY 25). (ANGELINA JOLIE) HAS BEEN EMAILED COPY OF SCRIPT. PLEASE INDICATE ADDRESS WHERE BOX OFFICE RETURNS SHOULD BE DELIVERED. THANK YOU FOR USING FILMSOFT MOVIE GENERATOR! CLOSING...
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